SOUP & STARTERS

Soup of the Jour Cup $4, Bowl $5

Palomino House Chili Cup $4, Bowl $5
Our famous award-dodging vegan chili! Add cheese, onion and sour cream for a buck!

Chicken and Sausage Gumbo Cup $4, Bowl $5
Just like I imagine grandma would have made if she was from Louisiana and not Minnesota.

Road Rash Red Hot Chicken Wings $10
1lb. of wings that are HOT, served with fries, celery and blue cheese dressing. Sissy sauce available.

(V) Toffalo “Wings” $9.50
A breaded and fried combo of fajita-style tofu and homemade seitan chunks. Served with fries, celery and vegan ranch dressing. Also available in sissy. Vegan.

(V) Fried Pickle Spears $7
8 of ‘em. Treated with our patented method of breading and frying things… all the things. Choice of sauce.

Tot-chos $9
The Everest of appetizers! A mountain of tater tots enveloped in creamy cheese sauce, and lovingly garnished with pico de gallo and shredded lettuce. Add chili for $1.50

Vegan Tot-chos $9
For the love of tots! A giant pile covered in vegan cheese sauce, pico, and shredded lettuce with vegan sour cream. Add chili for $1.50

Aw-Fuck-it Bucket $10
All the fried things your greedy little heart could desire: poppers, tots, cheese curds, corn dogs and corn fritters.

Tater Tots, Onion Rings, or Hand Cut Fries $5
Choose one, get a pile of it! Add $1 if’n you be wantin’ sweet potater tots.

Alligator Fingers $8.25
with tartar sauce and our jalapeno coleslaw.