BRUNCH
(V) = vegetarian or vegan (or veg/vegan version available)
EGGS / SKILLETS
Eggiwegs $6.50
2 eggs anyway with your choice of grits or a potato pancake. Comes with toast. Viddy well, little brother, Viddy well.
3 Egg Omelet $8
Made with your choice of two veggies and a cheese: bell peppers, mushrooms, tomatoes, spinach, ham, vegan bacon, bacon, vegan sausage, Cheddar, Swiss, Pepper jack or Provolone. Served with a potato pancake or grits and toast.
Big N’ Easy $9
Scrambled 3 egg skillet with andouille sausage, red peppers, red onions, ham and bacon. Comes on a potato pancake with dry toast right next door. It’s like we’re giving it ALL up!
Skillet-ton $8.50
Scrambled 3 egg skillet with green peppers, onion, mushrooms, tomatoes all topped with either sausage or vegan mushroom gravy, cheddar cheese and toast.
Missed Connection $8.50
You were the one eating the awesome Pico, cheddar and scrambled egg breakfast burrito with tots on the side. It had sour cream and corn and cucumber salsa as well. It looked good, and you looked good eating it.
BENEDICTS, ROUSTABOUTS AND RAKES
Red Neck Reel $9
Tender roasted barbeque pork gently resting atop two pieces of chipotle cheddar cornbread. Topped with 2 over easy eggs, and hollandaise. 3 feet down, 3 left to go.
Misa Gringa $8.50
A delightfully vegetarian Benedict made with our vegetable of the day, two over easy eggs, topped with hollandaise and all resting gently atop two potato pancakes.
Hillgrass Bluebilly $9
An andouille sausage and ham Benedict on two potato pancakes. Covered in two eggs, red peppers, fresh spinach and hollandaise. You pick the banjo and I’ll bang the washtub!
Strawfoot $9
Tenderly grilled barbeque seitan on top of our chipotle-cheddar cornbread. Topped with two over easy eggs and hollandaise. Grab your overalls Cletus; we’re headed to town!
THE BIG GUNS
Mason-Dixon Waistline $11
Chicken-fried steak with cheddar grits, smothered in sausage gravy, with two eggs and a biscuit. Afternoon nap may be required, but not provided.
(V) Fake N’ Eggs $9.50
A juicy chunk of homemade seitan served with a potato pancake, toast, and your choice between delicious vegetarian-fed eggs or tofu scramble. Simple. Elegant.
Biscuits & Gravy $8
Two homemade biscuits literally enveloped in andouille sausage gravy and topped with an over easy egg.
Red Velvet Pancakes $7.50
We reckon red velvet cake is the greatest dessert ever created by humans… So we took it one step further and made them flat and for breakfast. Two big ones, smothered in butter-cream frosting and syrup. Visionary.
The Grit Line $5.50
A heaping bowl of everyone southaways of Tennessee’s favorite breakfast. Grits, covered in melted cheddar cheese, bacon bits, onions and one fried egg.
SANDWICHES
Breakfast Burger $10
Wisconsin-raised, grass-fed beef patty topped with and over easy egg and sausage gravy.
Cardiac Arrest in D $12
8oz burger, on a bed of finely trimmed and grilled ham and bacon, topped with cheddar and pepper jack cheeses and two fried eggs. Served on a giant homemade buttermilk biscuit. And just for you… because we care… 5 cheddar jalapeno poppers. Belly up!
(V) Egg-wich $7.50
A giant homemade buttermilk biscuit lovingly crammed full of eggs or tofu, and your choice of cheese. Add bacon, vegan bacon, ham, or vegan sausage or andouille sausage for $1
BLT on wheat w/avocado $9
Don’t be embarrassed to ask if you’re confused.
(V) VALT $9
Did you ever wish they could just grow bacon on plants so they wouldn’t have to hurt all those cute Wilbur’s? Well now they can, and you can’t even hear the plants scream! Served on toasted wheat.
Velvet Elvis $9.50
Fit for a king! Bacon, banana and peanut butter on toasted white bread. Warning: consuming may cause your daughter to marry a pop star.
SIDE ITEMS
1 egg, bacon, ham, or sausage $1.50
Vegan bacon, vegan sausage, toast or biscuit $1
Tofu scramble $2
Hash browns, tots, hushpuppies, or fries $4
